“Clap for that, you stupid bastards,”
“Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.”
“You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier.”
“Well I’m telling you, if you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black.”
"if I had intended to cheat, would I have been so stupid? ... I value my word above all else."
"We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics,"
What vegetable best describes Joe?
ReplyDeleteThe list is endless.
My refrigerated Cucumber has more intellect than Joe.
ReplyDeleteMy husband is NOT mentally deficient. He CAN tie his own shoes with no assistance. He did not fall up those steps. He stumbled a few times. So what?
ReplyDeleteSometimes he forgets what day it is, but if you had a schedule like his you would do the same.
Hello! My name is Joe. I graduated at the top of my law school class and I'm a lot smarter than you Dog Faced Pony Soldiers.
ReplyDeleteMy son is the smattest man I know and he did nuthing wrong. The Russians planted that laptop.
Hunter is not a drug user. He did not father a baby from a Stripper. Those DNA results were Russian lies.
ReplyDeleteThe media is lying about my son.
That was not Hunter in the sex videos.
This must be a parody site, right?
ReplyDeleteOf course it is.
Joe is not stupid. After all, 80 Million people voted for him, right? (sarcasm)
My name is...wait...I forgot.
ReplyDeleteWhere is my cue card? Who has my cue card?
I am selling my paintings to the highest bidders. I ship them in brown paper bags to keep your information private.
ReplyDeleteOf course The Big Guy, my dad, gets ten percent.
I accept under the table cash and money orders.
Did you hear about that Florida restaurant with the window sign saying they would not serve Biden voters?
ReplyDeleteTheir business increased so rapidly that they ran out of food and had to close for a couple days to replenish their supplies. DeBary Diner.
Good thing Joe didn't crap his diapers while in that booth.
ReplyDeleteHe does it every couple hours at the White House.
Standing joke with the Secret Service. They have a wind-up doll of Joe...wind it up and it wanders off.
ReplyDeleteObama has to chase him down and lead him back.